Monday, July 5, 2010


When I told my mother that my trip up to Wasaga Beach would have to be put on hold for one more day I had to divulge the naughty bits. 'Yes mother I'm going on a date with someone. I met her at a strip club.'

'Oh no don't tell me she's a stripper is she?'

'Yes mother fortunately she's a stripper.'

'Oh you must be careful with her. Use protection and all.'

I always liked the way my mom used the word protection, she does it with words and without.

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