When I told my mother that my trip up to Wasaga Beach would have to be put on hold for one more day I had to divulge the naughty bits. 'Yes mother I'm going on a date with someone. I met her at a strip club.'
'Oh no don't tell me she's a stripper is she?'
'Yes mother fortunately she's a stripper.'
'Oh you must be careful with her. Use protection and all.'
I always liked the way my mom used the word protection, she does it with words and without.